User confessions

You can smoke in my yard anytime. I miss you but not your friend lol

I think I know you in my spirit, if not, I'd love to try to remember lol

I am not sure why these men are ugly women and why you thought this would work

That I would leave my house, thank god for this confession site lol

You can bring anyone over and I won't care if you break your bed.

Nothing is as hot as that scene, and I doubt that guy in there even knows what to do with your vagina, oh wait yes you have a dick instead because you are a dick, bless it all you know it.

I am not sorry you weren't the one to knock me up 13 yrs ago and even tho I have changed

you sure the hell haven't, in fact you are worse. How does that happen? You make me miss my ex bf who I went back to after you, but honey I don't have to have dick or appear to be something I am not.

You blabber about stuff you don't even know anything about.

I can't wait to get you busted for weed, if I even bother. I should, you are not really my friend, so get off my dick you bitch.

It's always been Jacque, not you, HENRY.